Alison the bar-maid was a nice girl for a northerner, hailing originally from Manchester. She was very reluctant to have her photograph taken and then we realised why. She was wearing a Naughty but Nice Tee-shirt. The part covering the “boob department” had the Nice bit on it and the “tummy department” had the Naughty bit.”In my opinion “said Billy “There in the wrong places!”
Jimmy asked her “Was she Naughty or Nice, and she replied “It just depends who’s asking” What a great answer. Jimmy replied as quick as a flash “You meant to say it just depends who’s wearing it”. He did manage to get a picture of her when she was not looking around and was suitably chastised by the bar maid but using his acting skills persuaded her that he had deleted the offending photograph. With a bit of luck and operator error the photograph was still intact.
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