After Windsor, we headed up stream and the first lock we encountered was Romney Lock.
And yes we met another lockie ,Mick who told us a bit about the lock after heard the First Mate say “ I’m sick of talking to people about boring old locks” .Mick said “Mick said “You see those sheds and buildings over there, well they belong to Sutton and Co, and they were the guys who made the oars for Steve Redgrave when he won his Olympic Gold medals for rowing .What’s more he won five gold medals in five successive Olympic Games from 1984 to 2000.I’ve met him here a couple of times and he’s a great guy, even when he became a diabetic , it didn’t stop him from winning a gold. Since retiring from roving he does a lot of good charity work and raises thousands of pounds each year. Not bad for a diabetic who is also dyslexic!!”
Phil asked the lady on the boat named Camargue II” did she need tying up” to which she replied “Not now darling, I haven’t got time” , the crew of Lorna II in unison burst into giggles. Wendy turned out to be a good sport and then showed off her rope throwing skills and at the fourth attempt managed to secure a rope around a capstan on the lock wall.
The Captain also asked her “If she liked being tied up.?” Her reply was “No but I do like giving people a good whipping, especially cheeky little sods like you”. The Captain quickly replied “Ah on the cheeks so you have done it before then? The Cabin Boy observed that she was wearing a pair of kinky boots and asked her “Did she have leather matching bra and panties beneath her jeans and top. When her husband heard these remarks, he came back with “No such luck mate” and then on cue, the First Mate said “O it must be your turn to wear them then?”
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