Friday 5 November 2010

80. Paul and Poles


While watching some sports results on the TV a guy sidled up to catch some golfing news and we engaged him in conversation about golf and football. He was then joined by his entourage of young ladies all of whom were Polish. The connection between Paul and the bevy of beauties  was that he was their boss at BMW‘s head office in Cowley, just outside of Oxford,  and  he was taking them out for the night as a thank you present for all their hard work and support over the past year. Inquisitive as ever, the Cabin Boy” asked Paul “What do you do   at BWW and Paul replied “I’m the head chef there and these girls are my cooks and waitresses”.
The girls were very friendly and one of them Anya was very, very friendly and loved her photograph to be taken. Jimmy played with his zipper on his new ill begotten Barbour coat and Anya teasingly played with hers on the black leather jacket she was wearing and with a helping hand, from someone who will remain anonymous, a pair of lovely, round and firm dumplings were revealed. Being married men, we didn’t take the matter further and Billy commented “I thought I was going to have to beat her off with a forked stick. Mentioning sticks, we had had more beers than you could have thrown a stick at.



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