Whilst out boating, it is strongly recommended that a pair of high magnification binoculars is present in your itinerary. Not only are they useful for bird spotting and wild life observation, they are also useful to the voyeur amongst you. For example, if you were to observe four naked ladies swimming in a river, your whole boating approach should change. Rather than being spotted yourself, you should immediately slow down or feign engine problems and try in the first instance to obtain the help of the aforesaid naked ladies. Likely problems are that something is caught around the propeller or there is something on the swim platform that needs investigating at close range from someone in the water. In this manner, you may also be able to investigate the nature and form of the ladies.
For the shy people, such as Billy amongst us, it is perfectly possible to hide in the toilet compartment with your high powered bins and observe your prey at a distance, whilst moored in bushes or between groups of trees.
As we passed by Billy asked" Did you get any pictures Captain ?".The Captain replied "After you hid in the bog, I did manage to sneakily get one photograph but was only able to get a shot of one of the girls and that was from the back, and next time Billy trust the on board photographer and engage any "future target" in conversation so that I can get a snap with or without their permission"."Ziek heil, Mein Furhrer", came Billy'e reply
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