34.Mr Grease

In this society there are some people that can limbo under the belly of a snake whilst wearing a top hat. Such people are often called used car salesmen. If a car salesman offers you anything at no cost, there's going to be a string attached it and it is generally your own cheque book.

Greasy Graham was one such character we met in Goring while having  a few libations in the Catherine Wheel at Goring. He had a false Cockney accent which had not been improved by extensive elocution lessons and had eyes that were piggy with reptilian overtones or maybe it was just the way that he walked.

Observing a superior male such as Phil and trying to take the rise out of such a fine specimen requires a natural propensity of such proportions as to be a complete and utter no brainer and an instant contestant in the world search for the Dickhead of the Century award ceremony, soon to   be held at Great Bedwyn in deepest Wiltshire.

Greasy Graham asked Phil “Why are you so fat mate” and his face almost changed colour when Phil told him that “My fatness, as you call it, is in fact   solid muscle obtained from a fitness regime that would make Charles Atlas seem like a sniveling wimp, just like you matey!”And to prove the fact Phil flexed his muscles. And Mr.Grease, suddenly became Mr. Wimp which he did very, very well and we were sure that we heard a very unfamiliar sound, possibly an overactive sphincter belonging to a used car salesman.

In this society there are some people that can limbo under the belly of a snake whilst wearing a top hat. Such people are often called used car salesmen. If a car salesman offers you anything at no cost, there's going to be a string attached it and it is generally your own cheque book.

Greasy Graham was one such character we met in Goring while having  a few libations in the Catherine Wheel at Goring. He had a false Cockney accent which had not been improved by extensive elocution lessons and had eyes that were piggy with reptilian overtones or maybe it was just the way that he walked.

Observing a superior male such as Phil and trying to take the rise out of such a fine specimen requires a natural propensity of such proportions as to be a complete and utter no brainer and an instant contestant in the world search for the Dickhead of the Century award ceremony, soon to   be held at Great Bedwyn in deepest Wiltshire.

Greasy Graham asked Phil “Why are you so fat mate” and his face almost changed colour when Phil told him that “My fatness, as you call it, is in fact   solid muscle obtained from a fitness regime that would make Charles Atlas seem like a sniveling wimp, just like you matey!”And to prove the fact Phil flexed his muscles. And Mr.Grease, suddenly became Mr. Wimp which he did very, very well and we were sure that we heard a very unfamiliar sound, possibly an overactive sphincter belonging to a used car salesman.