When approaching strangers particularly when they are over the age of consent a more direct line of communication can be taken, and one can be personal straight from the get go and such was Neville’s remarks to the Captain. He asked the Captain about his paunch and how did he get it. The Captain told him that it was” Caused by a surfeit of real ale” and added “Point one, the shirt has shrunk in the wash, point two your eyes are defective and point three keep your remarks to yourself”. His mate Alan interrupted and said” Well Nev you did ask him”.
Then Captain then mentioned “Kettles calling teapots black” and then heard that Neville’s rotund tummy was caused by a buildup of fluid which had been caused when he had had prostate cancer surgery and it was” just one of those pimples on your bum that you just have to get on with”.
Billy was interested in what Neville kept in his bag and asked the question “What have you got in that bag Sir.” “A couple of plastic bags, a newspaper, my packed lunch and some personal things” replied Neville. Billy chipped in “ Like some BDSM stuff eh”
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